prompted by a lovely anon: some Klaine intergluteal sex with a dash of dirty talk thrown in. (~2k, NC-17). Written fast with no beta.
“Hey!” Blaine smiles up from where he’s buried in homework at Kurt’s table.
“Mm, hi yourself,” Kurt murmurs, bending low to kiss him softly, then once behind his ear.
“What’s gotten into you?” Blaine asks. Kurt’s fingers have traveled over the slope of his shoulders.
“You seem awfully tense.” Kurt starts to knead the muscles. There’s a playful lilt to his voice.
Summary: Blaine wakes up before Kurt. In more ways than one.
A/N: because ems wanted early!klaine getting off together *u*
Perhaps it was a bit lame to tell Mercedes and Tina that they couldn’t go to the mall after school because they were going to nap.
It’s just that after a long week of classes and dancing and singing, all he really wants to do is curl up beside Kurt and wake up beside Kurt.
Hi I’m here, I’m okay. I’ve fortified my blacklist and otherwise I’m just avoiding the stuff that bums me out. Thank you to everyone who sent me messages and hugs, they really did help. And everyone who said they’re feeling the same sort of weariness with Glee these days, sorry. To put it eloquently: It sucks. Gonna go read some Klaine fic now because I’ve missed it and I want my happy place back now dammit.
jillypickle prompted: How about single dad Kurt meets single dad Blaine because their teenagers start dating?
“Okay tell me again. You’re going on what with who now?”
Audrey sighs like the weight of the world is draped across her narrow shoulders and pushes her broccoli around on her plate. “On a date. With a boy. I told you like, a million times Dad, god.”
“Okay, first let’s watch the tone,” Kurt says and she huffs, then stabs a broccoli with the tines of her fork. “Second, you are thirteen. Even if you were allowed to date, which you aren’t by the way because you are thirteen, where would you go? How would you get there? Bicycle? Razor Scooter to a romantic picnic under the monkey bars perhaps?”
She scowls and Kurt can’t help the teasing smile on his face. It’s too easy and she’s so cute when she’s pissed off at him. Well, sometimes. The door slamming isn’t his favorite.
“It’s not funny.” She takes a bite of food then looks up, big sad eyes and defeated posture and that does not bode well for his resolve. “He’s really nice and super polite and he said his dad would come and he even asked if I would accompany him to the movies like, who says that? He’s really cute Dad, all the girls in class think so. And Toby.”
“Well if Toby thinks so,” Kurt jokes again, but Audrey still looks put out so Kurt relents. “Okay. Get me his dad’s number and as long as he’s onboard and will be staying with you the entire time I’ll consider it.”